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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:18
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Unacceptable again!
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
No, not a chance
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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